NHL Pickup Lines

Submissions? We’re all out.

Marchy and the team call me “Little Z.” There’s nothing little about me.

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—	Greg Zanon (submitted by anonymous)

Submissions are welcome!

We haven’t been on that much due to college but we’ve kept the queue running. We still need submissions from our followers! Anything is welcome!

-Kaitlin

I’ll Kaner shuffle my way to your heart… or your bed.

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—	Patrick Kane (submitted by idlewildcat)

I’ll teach you how to Kaner shuffle.

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—	Patrick Kane (submitted by idlewildcat)

You want me to show you how I injured my groin?

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—	Adam Henrique (submitted by anonymous)

Ever tried Swedish meatballs?

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—	Gabriel Landeskog (submitted by anonymous)

Want a Swedish massage?

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—	Gabriel Landeskog (submitted by anonymous)

Yeah, I gotta plently of junk in the trunk, but there’s a lot more in front.

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—	Sidney Crosby (submitted by anonymous)

I put the “Powe!” in Power.

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—	Darroll Powe (submitted by anoymous)